my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I use my feet as sexual weapons
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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