Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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