I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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