yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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