honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
