I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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