I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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