hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
it's great music for shaving your balls
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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