Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
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