One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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