didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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