Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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