we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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