It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
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