i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
Randomize
