My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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