Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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