This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Randomize
