Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
Randomize
