I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
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