dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
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