I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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