ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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