So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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