Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
