Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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