this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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