Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
Randomize