i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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