I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
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