You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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