Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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