do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
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