ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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