Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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