i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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