2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
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