I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Alive.
So much puke
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Randomize
