We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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