sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
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