Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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