The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
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