My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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