i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
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