So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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