Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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