bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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