what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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