my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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