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i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
is it fun? or sober?
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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