idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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