This girl is more easily done than said...
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I could have mohawked her pubes.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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